Angels Puke...in Your Brain!

I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God's creation.

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Truer words have never been spoken.

Tears, whiskey and boys do not make a good combo.

I think this happens at some point…in almost every relationship I’ve ever had with a man.

Alien mindsuckers, run!

aco:i wish to be the translucent metroid

Sssh. Come closer. I’ll tell you a secret. This is me.

Except for when it TOTALLY does…

Come here honey. Nom. Nom. Nom. Walk it my way.

TEETH.